DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
WHAT ABOUT THE SIEGE OF BAGHDAD?!
They never recovered!!
Supposedly the Tigris River ran black with ink.
I like to imagine that the Vatican has some of these relics hidden away in their secret Vatican Vaults. We shall raid them! I need a tank and some dps.
So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat
i would be quite grateful if you
please young sir
i didnt sign up for this
GOD I LOVE CATS
Dont say god. Say goodness, please ☺
The swinging pendulum of sexism arrives! Ladies, Men can get raped too. Remember that.
Just to put some perspective in this for those people who may be confused at how a guy can get a boner but not really be sexually charged, so to speak…
Ladies, you know how your nipples get hard for seemingly no reason (sans stepping into a cold room anyway)? You go to put on a shirt and your nipples are poking out like they haven’t seen daylight in over 40 years? Or you brush them up against something and BAMMO, nipple town? Or someone slaps you in the tits and they’re standing full mister?
You get where I’m going with this? Your sexual organs are built to respond to stimulus, be it one you personally find sexually gratifying or not. Saying a dude who gets a boner while he’s otherwise not consenting to sex is lying about the fact would be like saying any girl who gets wet while getting raped is actually enjoying it/wants it.
so… you know… dont be stupid about this people. guys can get raped too and girls can most definitely be the fuckin perps.
People who think men don’t get raped are just as bad as the people who think men can’t control their urges to rape women. It happens less often, but it still happens, and it’s just as traumatizing for the male victim. You can’t just disregard a victim based on their gender.
Can we also include that females can rape other females and males can rape other males too?
All of the above.
BBC: But sir
Moffat: No,no. They've been too happy of late. Besides, finals are coming up. They might actually be focused on them...
Moffat: *sips tea* And we can't have that.
“The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.”― Unknown (via sundaylatte)
This is beautiful.
Don’t forget, Whovians, Hitchhiker’s Guide author Douglas Adams wrote several scripts for Classic Who, but was also script editor in Season 17. You should totally check out his stories.
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
Matt Smith playing on a playground during Doctor Who filming.
Cape. 1912, French.
House of Worth.
Source: Met Museum.
My first thought as I saw this was: Gallifrey.
“This is all I’ve ever wanted, this is huge for me. I just want to be Doctor Who.”―
And I’m crying again. Peter, how are you this adorable?
DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT
wait what does fanny mean in england
in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.
hands over ownership of this post 2 u
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it